Five Places
You’d Like to Visit.
Simply listing five places I
would like to visit is slightly boring to me, so this is going to be a Top five
places I want to visit for sure and since the challenge doesn’t say I can’t use
fictional places I’m going to. Suck it Internet.
Number
Five! The Shire. Don’t worry, this isn’t going to be all fictional places, just
a couple that I’d really like to be able to see and experience. So no, going to
New Zealand isn’t good enough. I would want to actually spend time with Hobbits
and such; they just seem like really laid back and fun loving people. It would
be like the perfect place to just kick back and escape the world for a little
while. Plus there is the off chance you’ll meet a wizard.
Number
Four! Italy. Like, come on! It’s Italy!
Tonnes of culture, good food, art, the friggen Vatican! Despite what anyone
thinks of the Catholic Church, the Vatican is just incredible, or so I’ve
heard. Other countries in Europe would be cool as well, but if I were given the
choice, I would go to Italy before any of the other ones.
Number
Three! New York City. A lot of people I know aren’t really city types. I am, I
love the city, and New York is THE city. Go see a play on Broadway, (We’re
assuming money is no object in this right? Because if not, the whole
teleporting myself to an alternate dimension and finding the Shire is a bit too
expensive for me.) Go to a concert at Madison Square Garden, maybe even see a
Yankee’s game just to say I did it. Plus there are a lot of really cool museums
and things to see educational and culturally. Plus, I have to find out if there
actually is a bar name McLarens. I just have to know. Then there’s the UN,
Ground Zero, places where some incredibly important events in modern history occurred,
who doesn’t want to see that? Also Hot Dogs from a stand on the street, I want
to eat that. Yes.
Number
Two! The Middle East. So long as I could assure that I would not be “beheaded
on the Internet” to quote the always politically correct Jeremy Clarkson, the middle east has some of the most interesting
sites and cultures in the entire world. That is literally where everything happens. It’s
exotic, I would get to see places mentioned in the Bible (which would be
awesome) and really get a better feel for what life was like thousands of years
ago. Maybe I wouldn’t really know, but I would have a much better idea than I
have now for certain. It’s the most important area for Ancient culture and
history and I really want to see it!
Number
One! Seoul Korea. OMG he’s really saying that the number one country for
Starcraft is his number one place to travel to. Yeah I am, for several reasons.
Firstly, I’ve always wanted to learn about an oriental culture. Second, I hear
the food is just amazing! Third I could do Gangam Style in Seoul and that would
be hilarious. Fourth, yes I would love love love to attend a huge E-sports
event and really be a part of it. Ideally it would be a Proleague final, cause
it’s the biggest tournament in Korea obviously. I watch online and I hear crazy
fan girls screaming for players, and I just need to know if they’re real. This
is a culture that took a hobby and elevated it to the point of parity with
traditional sports, there has to be something really interesting about the
culture of the whole country to allow something like that to happen, and in
less than a decade! Fifth, Asian girls be fine yo.
Honourable
mentions: Sweden, (Mix between European culture and E-sports, def attend a
dreamhack event. Again, great looking girls there to.) London, (Soccer and
Music and Coolness, plus then I could go to a recording of Top Gear and be made
fun of by Clarkson! Whooo!) L.A. (Movies man, Hollywood) Peru, (Machu Pichu)
France, (Food) India, (Culture+ Curry) Washington D.C (Sites and such)
Side note: I was going to put a picture of some fine Korean
girls here to emphasis my point, but typing “Asian girls” into Google yields no
so safe for work results. Don’t do that. It won’t turn out well.
Source for pic: Google
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